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So I'm 16 and I'm a Russian girl living in California and I'm not quite sure what I should be doing here so I guess I'll just Homestuck and cats and occasionally Pokemon and Adventure Time? And some drawings if you want them.

~ Thursday, May 24 ~

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE

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madseason:

Mom Lalonde.

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daycarestuck:

Barney was cool in kindergarden, but now that the kids are in grade school they know that Barney the dinosaur is a heinous traitor and should not be trusted.

Except Gamzee. Gamzee still thinks he’s cool.

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squidbiscuit:

When I get tired or run outta ideas I tend to just draw random people in this ultimate “I just give up” kinda pose.
It’s Vriska this time for some reason.

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zillybooradley:

syblatortue:

Sometimes I try painting, kinda. And then I realise there’s a reason I don’t draw like this.

because it’s so great that it sends other artists into comas of jealousy???????

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davestripper:

jizzybro:

Bigger version here.

God tier tricksters, taking on from my old set of tricksters, it took me……..SO……..LONG…….BUT I’M FINALLY DONE!!!!! I originally planned on adding in other sets but i figure just to leave these guys be uwu This was beyond fun to do, playing with the colors and designs and junk, gosh.

holy shit those jades are AMAZING??? DROOLS??? THEYRE ALL AMAZING BUT OMFG…

wowowowow all of them

especially jade„

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Comp: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Comp: i dunno like any places to eat out tho
Comp: i know um
Comp: burger king
Comp: mcdonalds
Comp: chipotle
Comp: in n out
Comp: red lobster
Comp: ?????????
Comp: dat wWIENERSCHNITZEL place
Comp: ummmm thats basically it
Comp: oh carls jr and jack in da box
Comp: wendys
Comp: ??????? home town buffet
Blue: Comp why are you listing restaurants at me
Comp: thoSE ARE THE PLACES I KNOW
Comp: costco has nice pizza
Comp: little caesar has cheap pizza but its dumb
Comp: o theres a lot of pizza places
Comp: round table
Comp: pizza hut
Comp: A PIZZA HUT A PIZZA HUT
Comp: KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT
Comp: MCDOOOOOONALDS MCDOOOOONALDS
Comp: KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT
Comp: im done

Tags: i doNT UNDERSTAND WHY U THINK IM CUTE GAAAAAARGBLARG u r a dumb dumb convos
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absinthe-and-turtles replied to your photo: gross

Nice. B)

B))))))))) thank

manly-as-hell replied to your photo: gross

what is on the shirt even is it a puffin with glasses

uMMMM EXCUSE U sTUD PUFFIN IN THE CRIB YO

((((this is my favorite shirt))))

Tags: DUMB me im dumb im the dumb one here manly-as-hell absinthe-and-turtles
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thefreckledl:

raiseyourglassifyouarerong:

westernscribbler:

dark-coltello:

the-coffin-stuffer:

whatheglub:

Mom Lalonde

Note to self: Human broads are total babes.

33wwwww.

What a hottie.

hot and dangruos

her waist is too thin tho